PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
UNIVERSAL WORLD GAMING COMMITTEE– URINE TESTER
2006 UNIVERSAL WORLD Games
• Duties included testing athletes urine for performance
enhancing agents, including but not limited to cocaine,
steroids and grape soda

The Grape Soda Factory – Grape Soda Scientist
2005 – until factory exploded
• Duties included looking at various monitors and gauges

HOUSE OF CREAM– Ice Cream Scooper
2003 – 2005
• Responsible for over 32 flavors of ice cream, cash management, toilet maintenance, collections and public relations

TEARS OF A VAMPIRE

Here's the Grape Soda Factory where I used to work.

It blew up.

I used to run this machine at the Grape Soda Factory.

Here's a picture od me at the machine. There were some serious problems with the Grape Reactor that day.

Here's my room at home.

Keep Out! Rick's Room!

:)